Deflated balls and shrinkage

Deflated balls and shrinkage

—a way to predict who will win the next presidential election—

by Jon Rappoport

January 23, 2015

NoMoreFakeNews.com

The Patriots deflated their balls and experienced shrinkage, yet they won handily. This suggests, at the very least, an alternative lifestyle.

The Colts favored bigger balls…they lost.

Shall we therefore conclude that emasculation and feminization triumph?

In the other playoff game, Russell Wilson, a devout believer, wins against Aaron Rodgers, who says God doesn’t care who comes out on top in football.

This sets up a Super Bowl showdown: God (Russell Wilson) vs. deflated balls and shrinkage (Tom Brady).

Or: traditional religion vs. the social engineering of men.

Or: red states vs. blue states.

(Do blue states=blue balls?)

The Super Bowl could be a predictor of the 2016 Presidential election. Hillary or Jeb?

Who has bigger balls?

I think we all know the answer to that question, but in light of last week’s NFL games, does it favorably tip the scales? Apparently not.

Therefore, Jeb Bush is the next President of the United States.

You just have to know how to read between the lines.

Jon Rappoport

The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free emails at NoMoreFakeNews.com or OutsideTheRealityMachine.

5 comments on “Deflated balls and shrinkage

  1. NWO Reporter says:

    LMAO! I would love to see the chaos if JR announced at the Super Bowl.

  2. cj says:

    Are you absolutely sure he has bigger balls? *grin

  3. seamlessone says:

    Interestingly, the outcome of the election and the outcome of the Patriot’s game have precisely equal significance.

  4. From Québec says:

    Everything is rigged. Football and Elections.

    Game fixing expert, Brian Tuohy joins the show. What if all of that time, emotion, and money has been wasted on a lie? What if the action on the field isn’t what it appears to be? What if you, and millions others like you, have been duped – outright lied to – by those franchises you hold so dear to your heart, all in the name of making an easy buck?

    Start listening at 13:18

    Was Cowboys Game With Packers Fixed?

  5. ozziethinker says:

    Great post, Jon.

    I agree 100%

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