The Vaccination Quiz Show
by Jon Rappoport
April 22, 2015
Host: Hi, everybody, this is Fnerd McDaniel, and this is the Vaccination Quiz Show. Our first contestant is Moggle Furbrain, a dad from Loopville, New York. Hello, Moggle.
Moggle: Hi, Fnerd.
Host: I have a series of four questions about vaccination. If you get them right, you win an all-expenses-paid trip to Venus. Are you ready?
Moggle: Sure am. Raring to go.
Host: Good. First question. Why do we need to vaccinate everybody?
Moggle: To protect the children.
Host: Right you are. Second question. Why are unvaccinated children dangerous little terrorists?
Moggle: Because they could infect my children with killer diseases.
Host: Correct again. Third question. Listen very closely. If your little kiddies are vaccinated and therefore protected against disease, how can unvaccinated children infect them?
Moggle: Well, because the news tells me they can.
Host: Absolutely correct. And finally, how illogical are you, Moggle?
Moggle: I think that’s a trick question, Fnerd. I have no idea how illogical I am because I don’t think. I just watch the news and hate all the parents who don’t vaccinate their kids.
Host: Brilliant. Spot on, Moggle. You win a free trip to Venus. A leaky rowboat will pick you up at Pier 39 tomorrow night at eight. Bring a change of clothes and a pair of sunglasses. And remember, folks, the doctor knows best. Ask any doctor. Tune in tomorrow night when I’ll be asking a contestant, how do you know what time it is?
The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free emails at NoMoreFakeNews.com or OutsideTheRealityMachine.