My Boston Globe fake front page on Hillary
by Jon Rappoport
April 10, 2016
(To read about Jon’s mega-collection, Exit From The Matrix, click here.)
As you surely know, the Boston Globe has printed a fake front page depicting what will happen if Trump is elected President.
Here are the headlines:
Deportations To Begin;
Markets sink as trade war looms;
President Trump calls for tripling of ICE force; riots continue;
US soldiers refuse to kill ISIS families;
New libel law targets ‘absolute scum’ in press.
Fair enough. The Globe found a way to increase its circulation, at least for a day. The editorial page people had a few drinks and cooked up a cutting satire.
For the sake of balance, a fake Hillary front page is in order, and I’m stepping into the breach. The Globe is free to use my work. I didn’t need a drink. The headlines wrote themselves:
President Hillary: ‘Guess what? I’m Dick Cheney on badder steroids’;
President Hillary assures nation she’ll find a new war ‘right away, better than Libya’;
Hillary: ‘I love the smell of Benghazi in the morning’;
President Rodham Clinton admits she and Bill had long death list—states, ‘What difference, at this point, does it make?’
President Clinton takes off the gloves: ‘the cocaine flowed like water at the Mena airport, so what?’
Hillary installs Huma as First Lady;
Hillary turns Dept. of Agriculture over to Monsanto—‘it’s simpler’;
Hillary: ‘Why are Globalist trade treaties a problem? Turns out I’m really good at putting Americans out of work’;
Hillary admits she knew Bill was abusing women for decades; ‘it didn’t seem to bother him’;
Hillary shocker: ‘Bill gave US weapons tech to China for campaign donations, and you’re worried anyone in the world could read my emails?’
Hillary’s solution to feeling the little people’s pain: half an aspirin;
Image credit: Anthony Freda
President Rodham Clinton private phone call: ‘They think they know what a monster is? Guess what? Wait’ll they get a load of me. Women? Who gives a XXXX about women?’
President Clinton admits she’s a witch, says that’s what America needs right now;
President Clinton ponders a ceiling on immigration at 180 million; says suffering and pain for ordinary Americans will improve their resiliency;
Hillary says if women want to use her as a symbol, it’s fine with her, there’s a sucker born every minute.
And so forth and so on.
It’s only fair.
Have a nice day, have a nice Presidency.
The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free NoMoreFakeNews emails here or his free OutsideTheRealityMachine emails here.