My Boston Globe fake front page on Hillary

My Boston Globe fake front page on Hillary

by Jon Rappoport

April 10, 2016

(To read about Jon’s mega-collection, Exit From The Matrix, click here.)

As you surely know, the Boston Globe has printed a fake front page depicting what will happen if Trump is elected President.

Here are the headlines:

Deportations To Begin;

Markets sink as trade war looms;

President Trump calls for tripling of ICE force; riots continue;

US soldiers refuse to kill ISIS families;

New libel law targets ‘absolute scum’ in press.

Fair enough. The Globe found a way to increase its circulation, at least for a day. The editorial page people had a few drinks and cooked up a cutting satire.

For the sake of balance, a fake Hillary front page is in order, and I’m stepping into the breach. The Globe is free to use my work. I didn’t need a drink. The headlines wrote themselves:

President Hillary: ‘Guess what? I’m Dick Cheney on badder steroids’;

President Hillary assures nation she’ll find a new war ‘right away, better than Libya’;

Hillary: ‘I love the smell of Benghazi in the morning’;

President Rodham Clinton admits she and Bill had long death list—states, ‘What difference, at this point, does it make?’

President Clinton takes off the gloves: ‘the cocaine flowed like water at the Mena airport, so what?’

Hillary installs Huma as First Lady;

Hillary turns Dept. of Agriculture over to Monsanto—‘it’s simpler’;

Hillary: ‘Why are Globalist trade treaties a problem? Turns out I’m really good at putting Americans out of work’;

Hillary admits she knew Bill was abusing women for decades; ‘it didn’t seem to bother him’;

Hillary shocker: ‘Bill gave US weapons tech to China for campaign donations, and you’re worried anyone in the world could read my emails?’

Hillary’s solution to feeling the little people’s pain: half an aspirin;

Image credit: Anthony Freda

President Rodham Clinton private phone call: ‘They think they know what a monster is? Guess what? Wait’ll they get a load of me. Women? Who gives a XXXX about women?’

President Clinton admits she’s a witch, says that’s what America needs right now;

President Clinton ponders a ceiling on immigration at 180 million; says suffering and pain for ordinary Americans will improve their resiliency;

Hillary says if women want to use her as a symbol, it’s fine with her, there’s a sucker born every minute.

And so forth and so on.

It’s only fair.

Have a nice day, have a nice Presidency.

Jon Rappoport

The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free NoMoreFakeNews emails here or his free OutsideTheRealityMachine emails here.

8 comments on “My Boston Globe fake front page on Hillary

  1. barn moose says:

    “…a commitment to democratic norms [we] must never cross.”

    Huzzah!

  2. barn moose says:

    huma: a cleaner weiner

  3. Terry Schiller says:

    How do I treat the nausea I feel when the name Hilary Clinton is mentioned?

  4. From Québec says:

    Forget Hillary, she is irrelevant.

    Do one about slick lying Ted Cruz.

    NO PRIMARY, NO CAUCUS: CRUZ GETS ALL COLORADO DELEGATES
    No voters needed
    http://www.infowars.com/no-primary-no-caucus-cruz-gets-all-colorado-delegates/

  5. henry says:

    Here are a few that you missed:

    Obamacare repealed, Single Payer implemented. Mandatory vaccinated for all Americans.

    Bi-partisan effort to reduce the deficit by targeted euthanasia.

    Shock: the military refuses order to disarm American people.

    Hilary pardons Charles Manson, David Berkowitz, and Wayne Williams.

    ISIS flag flies over the White house for one day to commemorate their killing Qaddafi and Asad.

    Common Core improved by including elementary school lessons on masturbation.

    Banking crisis adverted by bail-ins of the troubled banks.

    Trouble makers rounded up to be re-educated in FEMA camps.

    Brawndo approved to resolve the California drought.

  6. Jon, I expected about 100 million comments suggesting additional “headers”. None, thus far…

    I present some links to Cathy O’Brien’s scintillating [yet far from believable] allegations about “the Clinton” in this Ozzie Thinker post

    https://ozziethinker.wordpress.com/2015/10/22/israel-zionist-ambition-isis-and-us-affiliated-connections-part-one/

    An obvious headliner might be, “Hilary Clinton: “I slept with more of Bill’s women than he did.””

    Best
    OT

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