I identify as a horse. No, really. I do.

I identify as a horse. No, really. I do.

by Jon Rappoport

May 10, 2016

(To read about Jon’s mega-collection, Exit From The Matrix, click here.)

“Faced with two estranged parents in utter disagreement about their daughter’s wish to be a boy, a British Columbia Supreme Court judge has appointed the child a legal guardian to protect her interests… The father not only wants his daughter to cease taking hormone blockers but also to cease all contact with transgender activists or transgender-friendly therapists…Though the case is about whether the 11-year-old can give informed consent to such serious medical treatment, which is intended to delay the onset of female puberty, the judge appears to have already conceded the point by referring to the girl by her preferred, male, initials, J.K., and accepting her male self-identification.” (lifesitenews.com, “Court orders dad to start treating his 11-year-old daughter as a boy,” 5/6/16)

I’ve decided I’m Nyquist, the winner of last weekend’s Kentucky Derby. This in no way subtracts from, or replaces, the Nyquist who ran the race in 2:01.31.

I just want to be Nyquist in my own way. So I’ve moved into a barn in Kentucky (undisclosed location), with other horses who will not be named. They are, for the most part, friendly. I believe they’re on the way accepting me as one of their own.

In the morning, I leave my stall and trot out into a large field where I nibble grass and cavort. It’s much better than working at the Starbucks.

I don’t plan on entering races, but who knows? Do you believe a court will dare stop me if I decide to join a contest at a small track? I don’t think so. It would abridge my right to determine my own category of existence, even if I can’t find a jockey who would saddle and ride me. If I say I’m Nyquist, I’m Nyquist.

Okay, in the interest of avoiding conflict, I’m not Nyquist. I’m Nyquist Two. I’m Ny2. That’s my new name. Ny2.

The question has arisen: what drugs should I be taking? I have found a doctor at the US National Institutes of Health who believes he can design a protocol that will, to a significant degree, turn me into a horse.

How will that change my thoughts? I’m already thinking like a horse, so it’s not a problem, but we’re shooting for the creation of equine impulses to bolster, as it were, my mental processes.

In other words, horse feelings to support horse thinking.

I really want to get into politics. How do you imagine I’ll go over as a self-identifying horse running for Congress in Kentucky? I’m already in talks with a public relations firm, and they believe my prospects are strong. Very strong.

Once elected, I would certainly cause a stir in Washington. No doubt about that.

“Talking horse votes to expand war in Middle East.”

“Horse’s ass wants more war.” Let some columnist or blogger take that tack and I’ll sue for gender discrimination. There are laws. Who’ll risk running afoul of the new identity mandates?

From Congress to the Senate—that’s a manageable proposition. And then, of course, when Hillary runs for her second term, why wouldn’t she slot me on the ticket as her vice-president? I see a clear path. By that time, I’m sure she’ll need all the help she can get.

After she retires to some distant location with Huma, I would be a no-brainer for the 2024 Oval race. I, Ny2, in the White House. Horse-in-Chief. I would live and do the business of the nation on the lawn.

“Animal wisdom.” It rings true. Back to Nature for the most powerful country in the world. Are you kidding? The support would rise like a great wave. Who better to advance the environmental agenda?

“Ny2 decrees 50-percent cut in US energy production, to save the planet.” If you think a 75-year-old socialist riled up the college kids, watch me go to work. By the time I’m finished, the word “human” will be anathema. “Human bias=Privilege.”

I’m ahead of the curve, perfectly positioned.

Aren’t we on the cusp of realizing that everything connected with the dominant species in the world is destructive?

All it takes is a final push over the edge.

Depopulation won’t need a top-down operation. Suicide will become the number-one social-media obsession. “What’s holding you back, Human? Do your duty now, for the planet. Off yourself creatively on YouTube.” People will be lining up, vying for attention. “Day by day, watch me stop eating, all the way to the end, in a homeless shelter with the poor.”

I will appoint my favorites—dogs, cats, cheetahs, mice, snakes, hippos, scorpions, and koala bears—to key posts in my administration. I’ll open the door to unlimited genetic re-configurations in the population.

Exit From the Matrix

And I’ll tell you this. I believe, by the end of my second term as President, I’ll be able to enter and win the Triple Crown. The Derby, Preakness, Belmont. Not because I’ll finish first, but because no one will care where in the field I rank at the wire. They’ll need and want to declare me the winner and champion. Arbitrarily.

You don’t think so?

You don’t have your finger on the pulse.

You’re hopelessly mired in the past—where all the trouble was.

We’re going to a far, far better place. Finally.

I see it as clearly as I see the overwhelming acclaim for surgical castration.

Jon Rappoport

The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free emails at NoMoreFakeNews.com or OutsideTheRealityMachine.

36 comments on “I identify as a horse. No, really. I do.

  1. a800lbgrila says:

    We are NOT a nation of emmigrants or trannies. By now most of us are 5th generation straight sane Americans. The 4th generation officially removed the welcome mat after the irish n chinks arrived n built the railroad. Carrying that emmigrants theory out to the nth degree … everyone immigrated somewhere at sometime in history. Time to stay put, squat, and be happy where your mommy popped ya out. As for that oxidizing old french masonic green statue in NY harbor … I think its time to have that monument retired n removed on the grounds that it’s false advertising …. if they can remove general Lees statue n a confederate battle flag we’ve set a precedent. Keep your poor n stupid huddled masses … we’re full up here in merica on stupid n broke LGBTQ. Useless mouth breathers are just dying off to slow so God in his wisdom gave us STDs n AIDES. I love horses so you can stay but not qualify for any expensive human healthcare or ACA policies. LMFAO

  2. The Eco-Auditor says:

    Tragic yet exquisitely written.

    • a800lbgrila says:

      So have we in the west become Sodom or Gomorrah? Perhaps the big guy owes both an apology. LOL My concern is how more twisted we’re allowed to become before the 2nd judgement follows. Then the MSM geologists are talking about mega quakes and yellowstones eruption. In Cali and 8 miles from the San Andreas fault in L.A. county. What … me worry? Newman. A.E.

    • Grey says:

      Right on, it’s a mad, mad, mad world.

  3. JoAnn Dolberg says:

    Hahaha….okay Ny2, you have convinced me, although, I’m still not going to allow you to come in here and use my bathroom.

  4. greg says:

    If you decide you’re sexless, does that mean you can’t go to the bathroom?

  5. Petunia Wigglebottom says:

    This article brings back past memories of my formerly psychotic youth. But I woke up one day, and decided I was a Nose. After joining The Holey Order of the Septum, there was no denying it!

    • RRChief says:

      I knows what you mean. my septum was not actually pierced, but it didn’t stop me being led around by the nose.
      my joining was both unknown and unwittingly fallen into.
      Once another person gets their ring through your nose, its sadly history for you, unless, you take that “idealogical or psychological” ring out of your septum, it will be easy for people to lead you around.

      The saddest thing, is trust that the septum ring is a small version, of an iron mask, it isn’t.

      Listen to billy brags the “man in the Iron mask” for a little clarification.

      best regards

  6. Kenneth T. says:

    And what we will never have, is a horse trying to be a human; cause that will be… you know… weird.

  7. Kim says:

    What is happening in the world? Really? Never in a million years should an eleven yr old pre puberty or not be allowed to change their sex. This is incredible! Eighteen to vote, smoke and go in the service, so eighteen is better. Dress as a boy, act like a boy but I miss the point here. We don’t want them to have early sex so why change the sex? This is confusing to kids n parents. Does anyone feel like me? I’m okay after 18, actually I think 22 or 23 is best. In my mind I was fully mature at 22 or 23 and not before. Also we must work with the genitals given to us, maybe we are more man like n maybe a man is more woman like. Is that so bad? Ok. Sorry, I rambled a bit. People are different, this is good.

    • arcadia11 says:

      lol. don’t give up so easily.

      and no, it’s not just you.

    • Kim says:

      PS. I love gay people, this question does not include them. This is a transgender issue relating to children.

    • bharford says:

      Full […] control darling. That’s what we have.
      They dont call them nation wreckers for no reason

    • @Kim
       “Also we must work with the genitals given to us,…”

      Shut the front door…

      You were given genitals…what da hell, everybody gets free stuff but me…nobody gave me any Kim. I had earn mine the old-fashioned way…

      “Push that rock up that hill Michael, do you want a set of balls son, push…push, that rock harder boy. You get your balls at the top of the hill…what size do you want…anyway?.”

      Yes those were the good ole bad ole days, when men were men, and chickens had pretty legs in Kansas Kim.

      Nobody gave me free testicles, or for that matter….a vagina. Or a choice. One of each.
      I had to earn mine…testicles that is.
      I think mine were used before though, when I first gotem, I think they were second hand.

      I getting of the point Kim…the point is.

      Giving these kids free stuff, no wonder they’re screwed up.
      Next thing ya know…you get a free set of boobs when you buy a bra.

  8. Tom says:

    “Ny2 decrees 50-percent cut in US energy production, to save the planet.”

    Jon has reminded me of the old bumper sticker that said “save gas, ride a horse”. As a person who spent a few years of my youth intimately involved with the irrigating, mowing, raking, baling, and transport of alfalfa hay, I found that bumper sticker to be willfully ignorant. Feeding a horse is so energy-intensive that the fossil fuel consumption of an equine via the hay and grain they eat makes their mileage the worst in the world.

    But I never met a horse that cared about that. Sort of like oligarchs who want the rest of us to reduce our consumption footprint while they continue to expand theirs. Come to think of it, maybe a horse in the White House isn’t such a bad idea — they couldn’t be any worse than the oligarchs we’ve got now.

  9. Whatsacomeanago says:

    I see it as clearly as I see the overwhelming acclaim for surgical castration. You know being Mare of Barnsville would be invaluable experience for the White Horse.

  10. Mickey Johnson says:

    People have a right to do whatever they want to their own bodies. If you disagree, you need to get over yourself. Nobody has a right to tell someone else how to treat their bodies. I’d rather my kids be exposed to Transgender people than gross obese people who smoke and shove fast food down their gullets 10 hours a day. But I will tolerate even those people at times, if they are family and they have some good reason they are fat, like a disease. So if you are fat AND you think people shouldn’t be protected from bullying because they want to do something to their bodies you don’t agree with, you aren’t using logic. By that logic, I should be able to walk around and whack fat people with a heavy stick, not that I would. I thought Mr Rappoport valued logic, but I’d have a hard time buying his course in logic after reading this sorry satirical excuse for a logical commentary. And I usually like satire. People do turn themselves into animals, sort of, and that is weird for sure, but it’s their right. They should be just as protected by law as anyone else, we all pay taxes.

  11. A. Dog says:

    I identify as a dog. I can even prove it, I’ve been living with a female dog for several years now (longer than I’ve ever had the company of a human female).
    But when I want to stop paying taxes (after all, that’s not what dogs do), they threaten to send me to prison!!! It’s so unfair! They’re discriminating against me!
    They even forced me to clean up when I peed at the door of the IRS office to mark my territory. What self-respecting dog would do that?

  12. Cliff Newman says:

    I’m smiling but afraid to laugh for fear these clueless human will follow you off the edge of the world.

  13. Rabbitnexus says:

    I’ve been a rabbit for about ten years now.

  14. From Québec says:

    No need to go through transgender serious medical treatment to become an animal:

    – Hilarry Clinton is an Hyena
    – Berniie is a Dinosaur
    – Obama is a Rat
    – Cruz is a Snake
    – Trump is a Royal Lion

  15. legalname fraud says:

    I think a key point is that anything legal is fiction. The girl didn’t identify to the court as the legal name corporate fiction that they own the copyright to, so she/he cannot be a part of the courts juris fiction! Look up crown copyright in the information age pdf pages 29- 31 which states this fact. It’s illegal to use a legal name. Google legal name fraud.

  16. Navin R. Johnson says:

    I am not a bum. I’m a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and… uh… my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child.

  17. Dickard says:

    I would be interested to know if anyone has ever wanted to change their sex without exposure to T.V. , internet, MSM ,etc.
    I have nothing against people living the way they choose, but there seems to be an agenda to confuse/report/propagate this theme. I’m thinking something similar to Autism never afflicting the Amish. Not that it should be demonized to feel this way, just not celebrated/force fed ad nauseum.

    • Jacqueline says:

      Clearly an agenda. Kids in the US are being ‘reached’ at young ages through Common Core. It was shown, during the trials alleging sexual abuse by caregivers decades ago, that children are easily influenced with suggestion by adults wanting to lead them in a specific direction. And yes, if one is not exposed then one is not aware. Limiting exposure in the home is no guarantee, as it will happen in the schools. I’ve been made aware of 5 year olds coming home and asking mom, “Am I gay?” as one this age typically possesses no comprehension of sexuality but to giggle over ‘kissing’ – it’s called innocence. So much for the highly touted benefits of ‘socialization.’ The strong emphasis on socialization is to better utilize it as a tool of influence. Home-schooled children escape this influence, as parents retain control over social contacts, and this is precisely what the government seeks to eliminate. It is quite the battle for cognizant parents.

      When the pedophile scandal broke in England, the pervasiveness of it was such that a resident there told me many families were moving out of the country. It was recognized that, when your ‘leaders’ in the highest positions of government were engaging in this type of pervasive behavior (along with the massive cover-up by knowing law enforcement), it made the ‘whys’ of the current political and social focus, and policies, concerning specific types of sexuality quite clear…viewed to be, let’s just say, self-serving. Considering those ‘supplying’ the children have been linked to elected officials in both the US and Canada as well, it’s no surprise that our policies here likewise work to undermine parents, families, and influence children.

  18. Sesshomaru says:

    what the hell is wrong with this world? lt supported my belief of this world needs to be remade evem further.

  19. CPP says:

    The existence of people of one physical sex feeling/thinking as though they are a person of the other sex trapped in that body is nothing new or strange. This piece seems to make a mockery of it, which is frankly bizarre, uncalled for, and disgusting. Making light of individual difference in favor of social norms doesn’t make a lot of sense coming from someone who’s always talking about the importance of the individual.

  20. henry says:

    Several weeks ago, a normal college guy interviewed his classmates. First he said he identifies as being a woman. Everyone said if he identified as a woman then they should treat him as a woman. Then he said that he identifies as an eight year old. Then he was Chinese. Then 6’5”. Some of the students accepted a 5’9” (approx) 20 year old white guy as a 6’5” eight year old Chinese girl. Others saw the impossibility of this but would not say that this guy was wrong. So, if you say that you think you are a horse, some people will treat you like a horse.

  21. Southpark did a very good spoof on this subject a number of years ago. In the episode, the “Jewish kid’s” dad wants to be a dolphin and the kid wanted to be a “black basket baller”. The surgeons used his teacher’s balls (after “her” sex change) for kneecaps. The cartoon has an “explosive end”…a must see 😉

    My latest on Ozzie Thinker is subtly but aptly topical



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