An open letter to Vladimir Putin

An open letter to Vladimir Putin

by Jon Rappoport

December 11, 2016

Dear Vladimir,

First of all, I want to thank you for the $50,000 check and the 2016 XJ Jaguar (550HPV8), as payment for helping you influence the US election and swing the victory to Donald Trump.

I was hoping for a classic bottle-green Jag, but it came in black.

I have several issues. I understand Chris Hedges received a Rolls Dawn, and (name unknown at this time) is now living in a villa in Nice. Several Breitbart employees are retiring to the Amalfi Coast.

If I had known bribes on this level were possible, I would have held out for a bigger pay day. Your people told me a car in the 80K range and a 50K transfer were top of the line. When I brought this up in our phone call the other day, you assured me you would add a bonus, but checking my bank account now, I see no new activity.

You know, I’ve always wanted to live in a permanent suite at the Essex House in New York. It’s right off the Park. Perhaps you could arrange that. Ignore my recent request for a van loaded with gold bars.

Last night, we opened our first container of Caspian Osetra Platinum Caviar. Frighteningly delicious. Not the Beluga, but close.

I hope you’re keeping a careful eye on the nascent rebellion among Electors at the College and are taking appropriate measures to derail them.

The files on Hillary you just sent me are quite interesting. So far, the prime headline appears to be: 27 NEW YORK TIMES REPORTERS MOONLIGHT AT THE CLINTON FOUNDATION, but I’m just on page three of the reports.

If all goes well, I’ll be in Moscow in the spring, and I look forward to sitting down and talking with you. Shall I book rooms at the Metropol?

Your friend,

Jon (CIA double agent-A-4-NC)


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Jon Rappoport

The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free emails at NoMoreFakeNews.com or OutsideTheRealityMachine.

13 comments on “An open letter to Vladimir Putin

  1. classichdcycles says:

    Love it -A-4-NC!

  2. John Galt says:

    Way to go Jon! Nice bit of tongue-in-cheek.p

  3. John says:

    The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming! Who will save us from this “red scourge”? Oh yes I know, the Marxist in the Whitehouse, the “red diaper doper babies” in the MSM and the leftists of academia. Yes they are our saviors, I get it now 🙂 ….

  4. noboxplease says:

    Hilarious, Jon!!!:))))

  5. joe says:

    Emorgency Emorgency! Pleeze to get from street!

  6. dunc says:

    thanks jon!! testing testing first reply ever..

  7. Oliver K. Manuel says:

    Jon, there is little or no reason to believe that world leaders and members of any national academy of sciences (US, UK, Russian, Chinese, German, French, Swedish, Norwegian, Indian, Japanese, etc) actually believe the false, 97% consensus modelsof

    1. AGW – anthropogenic global warming
    2. SSM – standard solar model
    3. SNM – standard nuclear model
    4. BBC – Big Bang cosmology

    These false models of reality are apparently the result of a common commitment of all NAS to save the world from nuclear annihilation by hiding the source of energy in cores of heavy atoms like uranium, ordinary stars like the Sun, galaxies and the expanding universe – NEUTRON REPULSION

    • Oliver K. Manuel says:

      If Trump is just another disguise of totalitarian one-world government, he too will try to hide reality from the public: The source of energy in the cores of U and Pu atoms that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki is the source of energy in the core of the Sun that creates, destroys and sustains every atom, life and world in the solar system – NEUTRON REPULSION

  8. lophatt says:

    I have a hard time believing that these clowns are serious. Frankly, I don’t believe it. It’s not that I don’t think they’re stupid, they are. It just takes a “special kind” of stupid to do this.

    Good luck on your passport. If it were up to me I’d give these crazy mutts all one-way tickets and pull their passports. What a sick joke.

  9. palcauioan66 says:

    Jon is the best man, i love this guy!! but im here to congrats u, an astonishing article!! Peace, bro, n i want more from you!

  10. Michael Burns says:

    Hilarious!

    “FRIGHTENINGLY DELICIOUS.” Now there’s a concept.

    …I think you could add this as an imagination exercise to EFM series. I’m almost positive it could make major break through to the un-imaginatively obstinant. The micro-aggressed, and terminally obese fourth wave.

    You could call the imagination exercise: “Shock pleasure” Kind of Orwellian, but it does pique your interest. Roll it around in your mouth for while…

    Thusly you could start the Shock pleasure imagination exercise something like…and it’s just a suggestion now. Imagine it.

    “Imagine standing on the top edge of a very, very high building. The highest building you have ever seen. It’s so very high. Your nose starts to bleed it’s so high. Feel the air and light breeze across your forehead. Imagine it. If you can’t imagine it, pretend you can imagine your imagining it. See the great height all around you. The distant horizon, the ground a way far down there, like looking at the ground from the wrong end of a telescope. Now imagine it…be there…feeel the breeze and the height. Now imagine stepping off; imagine hovering there for a moment. Feel the lightness of your being. Breeze slightly and gently all around you. You move ever so softly to your left, now hover there, ever so gently to your right now. And hover there. Now imagine, while you are hovering there, that there is a big bowl of Ben & Jerry’s “Funky Monkey’ ice cream in your right hand…imagine it. A big bowl, a big, big bowl with your favourite cartoon character on the outside of the big bowl; in your other hand is a large chrome spoon. Imagine the spoon. A shiny, shiny spoon, the shiniest spoon you can imagine; imagine it…if you don’t know how to imagine it, pretend to pretend to imagine it… Now imagine eating that delicious funky monkey ice cream in big large shiny spoonfuls….hmm. Ice cream…good. Now imagine plummeting uncontrollably to the ground while eating that, hmm….ice cream. Hmm…funky monkey. Your out of control, falling helplessly tumbling. But imagine the bowl of ice cream is still in your hand, and big shiny spoon in the other hand. Imagine your going to hit the hard sidewalk. OMG it’s gonna be so hard, imagine it. Imagine the bowl of ice cream still in your hand. Now imagine as you come screaming uncontrollably close to the hard grey, unbreakable concrete…you screech to an oblique stop, one inch above the sidewalk. Imagine it. Imagine none of your ice cream spilled, imagine lifting another big shiny spoonful of funky monkey ice cream into your mouth…hmm…ice cream….good…Hmm…shiny spoon. “

  11. JR says:

    ROFL..love it !! Great sense of humor with subtleness.

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